Funny dialogs

Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes DearGirl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

Manager : Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact, I'm just the right person in this case.
You see, I won't be of much help anyway!

Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."
Son :(goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.

Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such masterpieces?"College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."

"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"

Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday.
"Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?
"Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse?
What's thevery bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : -90.00.
Patient : -90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.